just to start jews christians muslims been feeding you lies/ yahweh lie/ jesus lie/ allah lie lie lie... lies/ I have the one true word of god and I promise its wise/ chill you haven't heard this one before just try it on for size/ don't start shaking your heads got a word for you atheist guys/ you can't disprove what I say this you do in fact realize/ why don't you all believe evidence say you need more/ I look you in your eyes then the beautiful sky/ as mines drops the floor/more data more science more reason more logic/ bunch of fracking moreholics/ have faith in truth what I tell you is this/ I've had a personal experience god gave me a gift/ Well if you know the word ain't truer than this/ my god is wielding the most miraculous gifts/ he can heal the lame/ restore your brain and bless any dish/ know for a fact his body and blood goes quite well with some fish/ It would do you some well to get in touch with his excellence/ I'm compelled the to the whole world no selfishness with this/ he can heal your soul poverty helplessness with a kiss/ tell me have you been blessed by his noodliness/

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He sent his son linguini/ to boil solely for you/ evidence you're wanting from me/ when I know that its true/ you laughing and clowning me/ while I'm praying for you/ I'm dearly trying to save your soul from that boiling bowl of ragu///

thats why I pray to my spaghetti every day/ pray to my spaghetti every.../

He sent his son linguini/ to boil solely for you/ evidence you're wanting from me/ when I know that its true/ you laughing and clowning me/ while I'm praying for you/ I'm dearly trying to save your soul from that boiling bowl of ragu///

thats why I pray to my spaghetti every day/ pray to my spaghetti every.../
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Now learning his word is not hard/ in the beginning was the word and that word was arrgh/ what is this/ question you asking its /straight from piraticus/ 13-7/ its true /can't accept it no pasta heaven/ for you/ want a chance to get in come see me/ repent say twenty fettuccine's/ thirty nine rigatoni's/ forty bake ziti's/ boil forever if don't believe me/ cursed you are if don't recieved the/ one and only/ god/ pain for eternity/ dog/ tear ducts boil while you crying in a fog/ think of an super over charred meatball/ aww yea thats you/ who's forehead now sports a meat tattoo/ see it mirror want to eat that too/ all in an ocean of bubbling ragu/ so yea what you going to do/ when this is presented to you and your crew/ will you take the same road as fools do/ talk that atheism voodoo/ judaic-christian doo doo/jainist better be painless too/ talk that deepak chakra quasi quantum pseudo blah blah moo moo/ lose your soul too/ take lane the smart do/ let your stomach guide you/ to his holy noodle

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Now to accept his noodle into your core/ to be able to find peace in the midst of a war/ to never hate lassagna whats wrong wit you boy/ bow down drop to the floor/ and say

Our Father
Who art in orbit round Ramen 324/
Hallowed be thy Noodly Appendage
Thy Pasta al dente Thy Sauce be done/ nice and warm toasty under your sun/
On earth as it is on dishes thats done/
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our diets we know we can't eat all/ but man its good finger lickin/ As we forgive those that eat fried chicken/
lead us not to starvation/ lord bless this first world nation/
But please deliver us from tofu/ one direction five toed shoes/ and you know who/ from comin/ For thine is the Meatballs Pasta Sauce Now and forever
R'amen/

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